How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Your face is hilarious.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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