Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

why was the boy sad? because.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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