Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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shut up kobe!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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