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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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