- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

why was the boy sad? because.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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