- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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