why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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