- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What's two plus two? Window

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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