- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

what do you call your mom? mom

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Koalas mum is a slut

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Im batman...suck it losers

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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