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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Koalas mum is a slut

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

what do you call your mom? mom

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Im batman...suck it losers

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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