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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What's two plus two? Window

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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