why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Yo Mama just died.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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