- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

I work at jcpenny

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Albert your flies undone.

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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