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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

what has genitial warts? me

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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