It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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