- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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