- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

An Asian man fails a math test

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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