Women's Rights.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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