A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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