Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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