One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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