- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Is maynaise an instrument?

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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