How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Women's Rights.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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