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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Is maynaise an instrument?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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