I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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