- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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