- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Loperson

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

360 NO SCOPE

whats my name? Matt

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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