Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Nuneaton..

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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