- Anti Joke

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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