- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.