Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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National security?

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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