Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Terry has ebola

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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