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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Reverse psychology never fails.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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