What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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