- Anti Joke

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

roses are red violets are indigo

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba