- Anti Joke

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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