- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did sally drown cause she was black

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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