guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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National security?

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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