What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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