I need to start studying.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

womens rights

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A van drives into a car.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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