An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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This is not funny.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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