Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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