- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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