whats up and also down? your mum

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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whos district champs not JM

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Derp

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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