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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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