Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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