- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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