Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Bad grammers.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Anti Joke

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