- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

womens rights

I need to start studying.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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