why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Seven

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

womens rights

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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