- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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