Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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National security?

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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