What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Homosexualism is so gay man

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Who wants $300? Me too.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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