when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Patriarchy.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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