what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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