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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

National security?

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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