- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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