The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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