- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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