- Anti Joke

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.