- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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