- Anti Joke

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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