- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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