What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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a irish man walks past a bar

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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