- Anti Joke

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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