Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

m

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...