- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

I <3 Hitler

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

im @ work, LOL.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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