- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

woman's lacrosse

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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