- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

I <3 Hitler

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

so the weather's nice...

I like Pi. It can make circles.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Life

heat!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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