Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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