If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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