I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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knock knock

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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they told me not to write here but i did

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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