Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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